Subject: Feature Ideas (fwd)

Background:  The Editor in Chief of our lil indy rag/newspaper (The Daily
Bull), asked for feature article ideas for this years Bawdy Bull. The
Bawdy comes out on Aprils fool and is a gag rag, basically rips on campus,
let me know if any of you out there would like a copy. Some of these are
rather local but I'm sure you all get the point. 
			Jeremy Bos
			Business Manager -Daily Bull

**The Daily bull is from Mich. Tech. up in da U.P.**

 
Feature article brainstorm or fart:
 
 Houghton Dedicates New Glacier: City to be under 2 miles of ice in a year...
 
 Keweenaw National Hysterical Park to be Renamed Glacier National Park v2.0.
 
 My Front Lawn: A nostalgia piece...
 
 Tech male gets laid!  And no farm animals were involved!
 
 Car Humping: Freudian Interpertation of Getting Your Car unstuck...
 
 Agate Street Provides a Fresh Alternation to Iron Mountain Ski Jump.

Agate is a super steep hill here in Houghton.
 
 Liquid Water: the Still Unproven Theory.
 
 WHY AM I HERE???  
 
 Freeze Dried Road Kill Now Availiable at Wads o' Hell...
(This is a cafeteria -wads that is)

 New Micro Brew Flops: Waano and Toivo find out you need more than just Ice
 for ice beer...
 
 I'm so Sick of This 90 degree Weather: The Daily Bull's Hawaii Coorespondent's
 last article before his violent death....
 (Kit, read this one closely...)

 Keweenaw County Issues Municiple Bonds to Add 30' to Famous Snow Thermometer...
 
 Frosty the Snow Man to Speak at Comencement: PCW & BSA Complain School Just
 Picked Another God Damn White Male.
 
 Frosty Defends Himself as Minority "Person of Snow"...
 
 Houghton Plans I-500 Snowmobile Race for Fourth of July.
 
Killer Slime Mold Spreads from Library Annex to Adminstration: Confidence in
Tech's future jumps, New Adminstration called smarter and less distasteful.
The University Paper (not us, the Lode), had a front page story on a mold
outbreak in the library, we always rag on them for crappy articles,
apparently this was the only news worthy thing we hadn't used as a story,
anyway, it's been a joke round here.

 Career Center Moves to Chicago to Better Serve Interviewers: 450 mile drive
 for students called "minor detail."
 Our career center moved off campus as of late..

 Calumet Theater to go XXXX: The UP's Historic Porn Palace.
 
 Old Milwaukee to Move Operations to Keweenaw: Enrollment Jumps 80%.
 
 Old Milwaukee to Move Operations to Keweenaw: Enrollment Drops 80%.
 
Short on Funds, Houghton County Road Commission Offers Lift Bridge Bungee Jumps.
 
 The Enviromental Eng. Building: Crap in a whole new light.
 
 Social Science Major Graduates, GETS JOB.
 
 Tech Seeks More Diversity: Begins Cockroaches in Engineering Program.
 
 hows that...